February 2012
18 posts
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What do you get a boy for Valentine's Day?
(I’ll try and post a recording of this one asap!)
Roses are red, violets are blue But they’re both living things and wouldn’t last in his room Chocolate is nice, that much is true But he’s lactose-intolerant, so that’s a nasty number two I’ve got new underwear and been to the gym But I suppose that I also need something tangible I can give to him Or I could convince him that there’s...
What am I supposed to do with all this Gelatin and...
I've been in love before...
…but shit got real when I found myself baking a Valentine’s Day cake for a lactose intolerant vegetarian celiac.
How can someone else’s marriage be against your religion? That’s like being...
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